( cut just in case: Naruto chapter )

Oh, wow. So I have one of these, that's right.

First things first, GIVE ME YOUR STATE OF THE F-LIST UNION, EVERYONE, because I'm awful at being caught up and I like to try to be sometimes.

( secondly, personal blah blah-ing )

But BY GOD, someone had to write a little Chouji-fic or I was going to explode.

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